SOME NUGGETS/ TRUTHS/MORALS FROM FAIRY TALES AND NURSERY RHYMES

 1. ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT, WHY?  AREN'T YOU GOING DOWNSTREAM?

SHOULDN'T YOU JUST "GO WITH THE FLOW", OR ARE YOU IN A HURRY?

WERE YOU DROPPED OFF UPSTREAM BY A BUS OR OTHER VEHICLE?

2. "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB - THERAPY ANIMAL?

WHO DID SHE THINK SHE WAS TO BREAK THE RULES?  HUMPH.  5.

WAS SHE A "TEACHER'S PET?  HER LAMB, TOO?

3.  LITTLE BO BEEP LEFT THE PASTURE GATE OPEN!

NOW SHE MISSED MARKET DAY.

4.  BIG BAD WOLF WAS UPSET ABOUT A POST ON FACEBOOK BY 

THE "3 PIGS COMPANY".

5.  HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS A GLUTTON!  WHY IN THE WORLD WAS

HE SITTING ON A WALL?  SO HE COULD GET A BETTER VIEW OF 

"THE CHICKS"?  "CRACKS" ME UP.  BESIDES, DIDN'T "ALL THE KING'S

HORSES AND ALL THE KING'S MEN HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO?

6.  THE OLD LADY WHO LIVED IN A SHOE MUST HAVE BEEN HOMELESS.

SEEMS SHE WAS PROMISCUOUS?  WHERE WAS CHILD SERVICES?

7.  "THREE MEN IN A TUB", WERE THEY GAY?  DID THEIR SHIP WRECK AND 

THERE WERE NO LIFEBOATS FOR THEM?  WERE THEY PLANNING A GRAND 

AFFAIR WITH "THE BUTCHER, THE BAKER, AND THE CANDLESTICK MAKER"?

MAYBE A WEDDING AT THE PALACE?

8.  JACK AND JILL MAY HAVE BEEN "NIPPING AT THE SAUCE".  WHY DIDN'T THEY 

TAKE THE STONE PATH UP THE HILL?  SHOULD THEY HAVE BEEN WEARING 

"CRASH HELMETS"?

9.  "LITTLE BOY BLUE" WAS LAYING DOWN ON THE JOB.  NO PAY FOR HIM.

10.  LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD SHOULD HAVE CARRIED PROTECTION.  

DID SHE IGNORE HER PARENTS' WARNINGS TO AVOID THE WOODS & WOLVES?

WHY DIDN'T GRANDMA CALL "UBER EATS"?

11. GOLDILOCKS WAS AN INTRUDER!

12.  WHAT WAS "LITTLE MISS MUFFET" SITTING ON?  HUH?  

13.  "BAA, BAA BLACK SHEEP" WAS A HOARDER.

"ONE FOR THE LITTLE GIRL WHO LIVED DOWN THE LANE"?  WAS HE A PEDOPHILE?

14.  MARY, MARY QUITE CONTRARY WAS METICULOUS - WHY DID SHE INSIST 

ON HER GARDEN BEING "ALL IN A ROW"?  PIC FOR 'GOOD HOUSEPEEPING' OR 

"BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS"?

15.  OLD KING COLE HAD TO PLACE A "HELP WANTED"AD - HIS FIDDLERS 

DIDN'T ANSWER HIS CALL - THEY WERE BUSY "FIDDLING AROUND"!

BESIDES, WHAT WAS HE SMOKING IN HIS PIPE?  HMMMMMMM.

16. "PETER PIPER" FORGOT TO LOCK THE STOREHOUSE!  SOMEBODY STOLE 

HIS "PICKLED PEPPERS".  LOCAL PIZZERIA OWNER WAS UPSET.

17.  ONE OF THE PIG BROTHERS SHOULD HAVE CONSULTED A 

"BUILDING CONSULTANT".

18.  JACK SPRATT WAS DIABETIC - COULD EAT NO FAT.  HIS WIFE WAS 

"HEFTY", SHE "COULD EAT NO LEAN", THEY SAY.  AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT 

"LICKING THE PLATTER CLEAN"?  EWWW.  I'VE SEEN DOGS DO THAT AT A 

HOME WHERE I ATE SUPPER.  

19.  "HEY DIDLE DIDDLE" - WAS THE FIDDLE STRUNG WITH "CATGUT"?

THAT COW SHOULD JOIN THE U.S. OLYMPIC TEAM!  WHAT A LEAPER.

BESIDES, WAS SOMEBODY TAKING "LUDES"?  "OOO, OOO, OOO, LOOKIN'

OUT MY BACK DOOR"!!

  

HEY BARRY, IT'S ME, BILL!

Hi, Barry!  Good morning!  How are you today?  Terrible, I hope.

Do you know me?  Yep, I'm that old blogger-guy from Pittsburgh
who's always puttin' you down.  You know, the one who disses
you daily on Facebook, and everywhere else that I can.  Now you
remember?  Thought so.  That's me that the gang talks about now
and then in your Security Council meetings.  Yep, that's me.

Are you angry yet?  I know that the things that I've said aren't
very complimentary - not complimentary at all, but my Momma
always taught me to speak truthfully, so, in all due respect to her,
(you had a Mammy, too, right?), I always try to be honest and
truthful.  Not you?  Huh?  Really?  You've discovered that if you
lie and only tell half-truths that you can "get ahead" in life?  Really?

I would never have thought that of you (NOT!).  Well, maybe just
a little.  Have you EVER told the truth - about ANYTHING?  By
accident once or twice, hey?  Oh, I see now.  'Sfunny how that
sometimes the TRUTH justs "outs" before you can stop yourself
from sayin' it, isn't it?  Funny.  NOT.

So seriously, just between "enemies", how's that "presidential
thing" workin' out fer ya?  Having a blast?  I know you're "better
half", what's-her-name, Moochelle is having "the-time-of-her-life",
hey?  Where's her next vacation destination?  Just between us, if
you manage to steal the next election on November 6th, 2012,
does she have her itinerary planned out for the next 4 years of
"goodwill ambassador" trips?  Are there places on the globe that
she and the girls really want to visit but haven't had enough time
this first term to "squeeze in"?

Speaking of Mrs. Obama, WHY do you let her dress the way she
does?  Seriously, Barry, have you no control over her?  I know
you said the other day that she "doesn't go all the way down",
(whatever you were implying by that?), but as a pseudo-Christian,
you are supposed to be the "head of the household"!  You didn't
get that far in the Bible?  It's in there.  Trust me, I've read it all a
few times, and "it's in there".  Just WHO is the "boss" in the
White House?  Valerie Jarrett?  I've heard that.  Does Valerie
also dis-coordinate Michelle's wardrobe?  If so, you need to FIRE
her and get a new fashion consultant.  Seriously.

Let's change subjects.  I knew you'd like that idea!

How do you feel about your administration FAILING?  You've
got members coming to fisticuffs just this week, others planning to
leave you, as some have already done, and more vitriole and dirt
being thrown out (up) than any other administration in our "great
country's history"!  THAT HURTS, doesn't it, when I say things
like "our great country"?  Too bad.  The United States of America
is the GREATEST country every established by God and its
founders in the history of the world!!  What?  You disagree.  I'm
not surprised.

To those of us who have "half a brain", it's clear that you have an
agenda that's intended to destroy this great Democratic Republic of
ours (not yours, as you were born "elsewhere").  WHY?  What's
your "beef" with America?  Is it "your beef", or someone elses?
Are you "living your mother's and father's dreams" to bring America
to her knees?  Does George Soros OWN so much of you that you
"jump" every time he "pulls your strings"?  Do you really think for
one moment that YOU AND YOUR DEMON-COMRADES will
be successful in totally transforming America to a "dictatorship",
with you as the "Founding Czar"?  Seriously?

COME ON, BARRY, let's be honest with each other, can we?
You are EVIL.  You don't give a hind's tit about our freedoms and
liberty and justice, etc., do you?  Does it make you "bristle" when
I and others refer to THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED
STATES OF AMERICA?  Does it?  Seriously, does it?  Thought so.
You got a better plan?  The Communist Manifesto?  The sayings of
Chairman Mao?  Too bad, it's going to be our Constitution long after
you're "history", which will be soon.  Hallelujah! 

You like the idea of POWER AND WEALTH to the few, and total
subservience from the masses, don't you?  Where did you get those
ideas?  From you Marxist professors at Occidental, Columbia, and
Harvard?  Thought so.  You know what that makes you, don't you -
A MISFIT!!  Seriously, Barry, you "don't fit" here!  Hasn't it occured
to you that you're "different" than most of the rest of us who are
"true Americans"?  WE LOVE OUR COUNTRY!  It's painfully
obvious that you don't.  Why you ain't even got the balls to say our
"Pledge of Allegiance" to our flag, or to honor our National Anthem!
Your words, and I quote you, were "I don't want to take sides."  WTH? 

Our founders' idea and ideal of "A DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC"
has served us quite well for over 235 years, and we're not about to
let an "insurgent immigrant" change that for us.  WE WILL NOT!
Do yourself a favor, and do one, too, for your "handlers" - DO NOT
MISTAKE OUR PATIENCE FOR COMPLACENCY!!  Seriously.
We have taken too much time waiting for our "elected leaders" to
take to the fore and lead the charge to REMOVE YOU FROM OFFICE,
and WE WILL NOT WAIT MUCH LONGER!!  November 6th is
your "overdue date", if you get my drift.  Seriously, Barry, start
packing NOW, as you're going to be displaced soon - very soon.

Many of us want you back in Kenya, where you kinfolk and "ilk"
are.  You'd fit right in there - with the rest of the despots and demons.
I wouldn't wish you on Indonesia, and certainly not on the fine folk
of "paradise", ie. Hawaii, WHERE YOU WERE NOT BORN!
Seriously, Barry, how long did you think you could "pull that one
off"?  THE GIG IS UP!

You are "going DOWN in history" as the most irrelevant president
(I hate using that term when speaking about you) in our nation's
history!  Yes, I said "irrelevant"!  How does that hurt you?  A lot,
I hope.  Talk about the traditional "square peg in a round hole", you
perfectly personify that figure of speech.  SAD things are going to
be written about you when you're "gone" (can't be too soon), and
in fact, if I had my way, your term of office would be DELETED
from America's history.  Gone.  Vanished.  Forgotten, except for
the invaluable lesson that hopefully most of us will have learned
by ever allowing you onto our political landscape.

So other than that, Barry, "buddy", how's your day really going?
How do you feel?  Sad?  Lonely?  Misunderstood?  Frustrated?
Defeated?  Downtrodden?  All of the above, and more?  Good!
Just think, if you're able to, about what you've done to so many
of our wonderful citizens, including THOSE WHO BELIEVED
YOU, BELIEVED IN YOU, AND THOUGHT THAT YOU
WERE SINCERE!!  Oops, my bad, you "have been sincere",
haven't you, just about the WRONG THINGS!  Sad.

Seriously, Barry, what are your plans for the family after next
January?  Just curious.  PLEASE don't move to Pittsburgh!
PLEASE!  We're actually doing just fine without you.  I know
that's a "hard pill to swallow", BUT IT'S TRUE.  The only real
concern that we have right now is watching your fellow-Muslims
and their activities that could lead to problems in our streets. 
But don't worry, we're "on top of that", too. 

WE WILL NOT COMPLY WITH SHARIA!!  WE WILL NOT
BE GOVERNED BY SHARIA!!  Take your Koran and "shove it"
you-know-where!!  Seriously, Barry, that book is "unholy" and
evil, and there's no way that we'll allow ourselves to live by its
ungodly teachings.  Does that offend you?  I DON'T CARE!

I should close now.  It was nice visiting with you.  I could go on
and on, but perhaps another time.  Since we haven't had a chance
to really express ourselves to each other, I appreciate this time
I could "let my feelings out".  Thanks.  Seriously, thanks.  I hope
you are offended by the things that I've said, and I hope you know
that millions of others feel the same way about YOU and the
issues I've addressed.  Seriously, WE WANT YOU - GONE!!

Have a great day here in OUR "United States of America", and
give my words a lot of "serious" thought.  You really should
start packing your things NOW!  And make sure that you only
pack "your things"!  Don't steal from us as the Clintons did.
Oops, did I say that?  True.  Seriously, true.

Seriously and Patriotically, Bill.

P.S. - I've already issued a request to have the bust of
Winston Churchill returned to our White House.  It'll be here
soon after you're gone next January.  Thanks for nothing.
Seriously.

       

Things Obama Could Do To Make Me Happy - Part 5

I know, I know, you thought we were done with
this, and I did, too, but I received a request for
yet another "in the series".  You have to admit,
there's been plenty of "material" over the last
7 months or so for at least 1 more!  Here goes.

Obama might make me happy if he would:

l.   Make me Manager of his campaign committee.

2.  Tell us who his Chicago real estate agent is.  (Tony Rezko?)

3.  Admit to being Michelle's "fashion consultant".

4.  Tell us his favorite "name" for G.W.

5.  Give us his Muslim name.

6.  Tell us "what's in his wallet"?  A picture of me?

7.  Run for "president" - of Kenya!

8.  Let me write the "forward" to his next book.

9.  Show us his "college diplomas", unless they're with his B.C.

10.  Tell us Michelle's measurements - in case we want to send gifts.

11.  State what time you start work each day - I heard it was 10AM.

12.  Give us the name of his "favorite" at the Chicago "bath house".

13.  Say what his favorite "color" is - Pink?  Red?

14.  Reveal the name of his Columbian "girlfriend".

15.  Volunteer for the next Russian space shot.

16.  Give me the $1 million that he won't return to Bill Maher.

17.  Tell us which Goodwill store Michelle shops at.

18.  Fight me in an MMA bout.

19.  Tell us, if he's reelected, how long before he declares himself "King"?

20.  State how many times in his life that he's "told the truth"!  (He won't
       have to take his shoes off for this one!)

21.  Show us his "limbo" moves - we know he can "get LOW".

22.  Recite as much of the Koran as he knows by heart.

23.  Tell us how many men he's been with, not counting Mr. Sinclair.

24.  Tell us how much his daughter's Mexico trip cost US!

25.  Being a golfer, state his "handicap", and I don't mean Biden.

26.  Give us his plans if he should lose the election - turn golf pro?

27.  Report why Hillary Clinton is looking "so haggard".

28.  Show us your "report cards" from high school and college - unless
       they're "lost" with your B.C. and diplomas.

29.  Tell us what Muslim stories you read to the girls at night.  (Are
       they "scary"?)

30.  As always, the last one is for you, the reader -


THAT'S ALL FOLKS!  (for now)     

HOW OBAMA GOT ELECTED

With our country in such a turmoil over
so many issues, some have posed the
question, "How did Obama get elected?"

Technically, he got "in" because the larger
percentage of voters checked his name,
rather than his opponents'.  Then, of course,
as the U.S. Constitution requires, the
"Electoral College" confirmed the "popular"
vote and made his election "official".

BUT the question that bears scrutiny and
begs intelligent answers, is still "How did
Barack Hussein Obama" manage to get
the votes that he did, and win the Presidency
of the United States?"

HEREWITH ARE MY CONCLUSIONS:

1.  He got the majority of the "black" vote
because of his skin color.

2.  He was a "fresh face" in national
politics, exciting a portion of the electorate.

3.  He had not been in government long
enough for us to "have the goods on him",
despite no record of accomplishments.

4.  His physical appearance was that of
one who was youthful and fit.

5.  His oratorical skills were some of the
"best"  any of us had ever given audience to.

6.  Finances for his campaign came from
George Soros, other countries, and many
"mysterious donors", whose identities
are still held secret, illegally.

7.  The McCain campaign made the
"calculated risk" of selecting a virtual
unknown and untested running mate.

8.  He had "credentials", supposedly, from
some of our country's prestigious colleges.

9.  There were (and still are) fraudelent
activities in many polling places, some of
which are just now "coming to light", and
others under investigation.

10.  Many, minorities especially, who had
never voted before (and a large number of
those hadn't even registered before) were
anxious and eager to "be a part of history".

11.  He had the "support" of Ghadaffi,
Farrakhan, Wright, Jackson, Sharpton, etc.,
whose influences made him electable.

12.  Some Americans, who were uninformed,
and lacking critical details, wanted to
"get back at George Bush's party".

13.  Accusations abound of "multiple votes"
by individuals, and "votes" by those who
were deceased.

14.  Union bosses (thugs) and memberships
intimidated their constituents to "direct
their votes in his direction, "or else".....

15.  "Power plays" behind the scenes kept
other potential candidates from being
successful or even considered for nominee.

16.  Those of Jewish faith and heritage
failed to see the danger of choosing a
Muslim as their country's leader.

17.  He received the endorsements of
both "The Communist Party of America"
and "The Socialist Party of America",
and he disavowed neither endorsement!

18.  "Last, but surely not 'least'", are the
many PROMISES that he made while
campaigning, many of which he had to
know, and we should have known, he
would never be able to keep.

19.  Then, of course, there were those
who said "How bad could he be?", or
"How much harm coule he do?"  Humph.

There may be other contributing factors to
"Why and how was Obama elected", but
these WERE, and sadly MAY STILL BE
the major factors for Barry Soetero
"squatting" in our White House for 3+ years,
and FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS?!      

PART 4 & FINAL (FINALLY) OF "THINGS OBAMA COULD DO TO MAKE ME HAPPY"

I KNOW, I KNOW, WHERE WILL IT EVER END?
I DON'T KNOW.  JUST WHEN I THINK "I'VE DONE
ENOUGH", MORE "BRAINSTORMS" ATTACK MY
ALREADY BESIEGED MIND.  GOT TO STOP THIS
"MADNESS" NOW, AS THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT
THINGS TO APPLY MYSELF TO.

HERE GOES!  READY?  NO LAUGHING OR CHUCKLING!

1.  GET A CLUE.

2.  TELL US YOUR FAVORITE CHAIRMAN MAO QUOTE.

3.  BE A CONTESTANT ON "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN
     A FIFTH GRADER"!

4.  GO OVER NIAGARA IN A BARREL.

5.  WHAT IS THE "DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE"?

6.  WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?  (I'm guessing
     it's The Blues, because that's what you're "playing" for us!)

7.  SAY, "I LOVE AMERICA".

8.  PRACTICE "SAFE SEX".  We don't need any more Obamas.

9.  IF YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD YOU
     CALL YOURSELF?  I have some suggestions.

10.  WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE FROM KARL MARX?

11.  DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?  NO, NOT THAT ONE,
       I MEAN A "MUSICAL" INSTRUMENT!

12.  DO YOU ATTEND FAMILY REUNIONS, OR ARE TOO
      MANY OF YOUR RELATIVES HIDING OR IN JAIL?

13.  EXPLAIN THIS QUOTE:  "FERTILIZER HAPPENS".
      Yeh, but 4 years of it?

14.  HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE "THE GREATEST MUSLIM
      PRESIDENT AMERICA HAS EVER HAD"?

15.  DO YOU SIT TO PEE?

16.  AFTER YOU LEAVE OFFICE IN 2013, HOW LONG WILL
       IT BE UNTIL "OBAMALAND" AMUSEMENT PARK
      OPENS?  Where will it be, Kenya?

17.  WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SAYING OF LENIN'S?

18.  HOW MANY HABIBS & BURQAS DO YOU AND
       MICHELLE HAVE?  Which one is your favorite color?

19.  BE A GUEST ON "HILLBILLY HAND-FISHING".

20.  NAME ANY ARTICLE OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION.

21.  HOW MANY COPIES OF THE KORAN DO YOU OWN?

22.  WHICH MOSQUE DO YOU TITHE TO?

23.  GIVE US A FAVORITE QUOTE OF STALIN'S.

24.  DO YOU KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE?  GUESS WHAT
      "SIGN" MOST AMERICANS ARE GIVING YOU NOW.

25.  DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A CANDY BAR NAMED
       AFTER YOU?  IT'S THE "ZERO'" BAR!

26.  TELL US HOW MANY STROKES YOU'VE TAKEN
       OFF OF YOUR GOLF AVERAGE IN YOUR 80+
      GAMES SINCE TAKING OFFICE.

27.  TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR AND
       MICHELLE'S LAW LICENSES.

28.  DO YOU WASH YOUR FEET BEFORE TAKING
      OFF YOUR SHOES TO PRAY?

29.  AND FINALLY..............SHUT UP!

30.  ..............................AS ALWAYS, I LEAVE THE
      "LAST WORD" FOR YOU, MY FAITHFUL AND
       BELOVED READER.       

MORE "EVEN MORE" THINGS THAT OBAMA COULD DO TO MAKE ME HAPPY!

JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF.  WENT TO BED JUST AFTER
11 LAST NIGHT, AND A HALF HOUR LATER OR SO, I
FINALLY PUT THE PEN DOWN AND MADE MY MIND
QUIT!  SO YOU'LL FORGIVE ME IF SOME OF THESE DON'T
"MAKE SENSE"?  JUST LIKE SOME OF THE EARLIER ONES?
HEY - I HAVE FEELINGS, YOU KNOW!

LAST LIST (I THINK) OF THINGS I WISH OBAMA WOULD
DO OR ANSWER TO MAKE ME (AND YOU?) HAPPY:

1.  WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE NEWSPERSON, HANNITY
     OR O'REILLY?

2.  DO YOU AND MICHELLE SLEEP IN THE SAME BED OR
     DO YOU TOSS & TURN TOO MUCH WORRYING ABOUT
    AMERICA?  (Yeh, like I'd believe that one.)

3.  IF YOU'D QUIT TALKING SO MUCH (AND DO SOMETHING),
     WE'D HAVE LESS OF A PROBLEM WITH "GLOBAL WARMING"!

4.  DO YOU LIKE BLT'S?  BACON IS SO TASTY, HEY?

5.  ATTEND A "NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER" EVENT.

6.  SWIM THE AMAZON.

7.  WHISPER "I AM MUSLIM" TO ME.  PROMISE, I'LL KEEP
     IT A SECRET.

8.  WHAT IS YOUR "IQ"?

9.  PLEASE NAME THE "57" STATES.

10.  TRY SKYDIVING OVER AN ACTIVE VOLCANO.

11.  GIVE A SPEECH WITHOUT A TELEPROMPTER.

12.  CALL "SOMEONE WHO CARES".

 

13.  STAY "HOME" FOR CHRISTMAS.  (Kenya?)

14.  SEE THAT OUR MILITARY GETS THEIR "ABSENTEE

      BALLOTS" ON TIME TO RETURN THEM FOR 

     COUNTING!

15.  HAVE YOU TRIED HARDEE'S SAUSAGE AND GRAVY

      BISCUITS?  YOU GOTTA. 

16.  TAKE YOUR CAMPAIGN ENTOURAGE THROUGH

       MY TOWN - REALLY, DON'T STOP HERE, KEEP GOING

      "THROUGH".

17.  WRESTLE AN ALLIGATOR.

18.  CHOOSE BARNEY FRANK AS YOU NEXT "MATE".

19.  MAKE A WILL AND LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.

20.  JOIN THE ARMY.

21.  FIND AMELIA EARHART, AND DON'T COME

       BACK UNTIL YOU DO!

22.  RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE BY HEART.

      (Oh, they didn't teach that in Indonesia?)

23.  ATTEND A "TEA PARTY" MEETING.

24.  WHO'S YOUR "DADDY"?

25.  BUILD YOUR "LIBRARY" IN KENYA.

26.  WHAT DO YOU READ REGULARLY?  NEWSMAX?

       "MAD"?  "THE WEEKLY STANDARD"?  "WSJ"?

27.  I HEAR YOU LIKE BASKETBALL - CAN YOU

      "SLAM DUNK" LIKE YOU DID THE STIMULUS

      AND "OBAMACARE"?

28.  DEBATE ME.

29.  YOU LIKE TO "GAMBLE", HOW ABOUT A 

       GAME OF "....................ROULETTE"?

30.  AS USUAL, I LEAVE THE LAST SELECTION TO

       YOU, MY DISCRIMINATING READER! ...............

       .................................................................

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EVEN MORE THINGS OBAMA COULD DO TO "MAKE ME HAPPY"

Needless to say, I got some interesting and amusing
responses to Monday's first posting on this subject,
which only served to spur me on to continue on the
same line, which thoughts were already stirring in my

mind.  Only 1 was negative.  READY?

First, did YOU think of any additions to the list? 

Here's "Part 2"  of things that "His Arrogancy" could

do to make me, and a whole passel of others, elated:

l.  Apply for U.S. citizenship.

2.  Accept Jesus as Saviour and Lord.

3.  Recite his favorite Quran passage.

4.  Quote his favorite Bible verse.

5.  Show us his Kenyan birth certificate, of which

     I am the proud owner of a copy.

6.  Tell us what your golf handicap is.  You should have

     an idea after 80 rounds or more, hey?

7.  Tell us when he last talked to or saw your "old

     college girlfriend".

8.  Explain his involvement in the Chicago real-

    estate scandal.

9.  Explain why he sought financial aid at

    Occidental College as a "foreign national".

10.  Speak a few words in Arabic, something more

       than "Allah Akbar".

11.  Tell us what Michelle's favorite alcholic libation is.

       Is it really Vodka?

12.  What is your favorite, and how often do you drink?

13.  HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?

14.  What are your favorite TV shows?  Barney?  

       Sesame Street?  NCIS/Mumbasa?

15.  What size jacket do you wear?  We're "fitting" a

       "special jacket" for you.

16.  What hymns do you want sung at your funeral?

17.  How do you want to be buried?  At sea?  Face

       down?  Standing up?  Mummified?  Encased in

      glass like one of your heroes?

18.  Do you like "MAD" magazine?  Did you pose

      for the cover?

19.  Why don't you say the "Pledge of Allegiance"?

       Is it true you said, "I don't want to take sides."?

      What did you mean by that?

20.  Why can't you sing our National Anthem?  Can't

       you carry a tune?  Are you "shy"?  Does it make

      your eyes well up with tears? 

21.  If you could rewrite OUR Constitution, what

      would you "hope" to "change"?  Everything?

22.  Do you still smoke?

23.  Who is your favorite person of all time?  (Other

       than yourself, of course.)

24.  If you could live in any other time period, what

       would it be?  Prehistoric?  The Crusades?  

25.  RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, PLEASE.

26.  Take back the bust of Winston Churchill.

27.  Do you carry a picture of George Bush in your wallet?

28.  Does Michelle know the meaning of "extortion"?

29.  TELL US WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH A

       SECOND TERM.  (I'm afraid I know the answer already.)

30.  Your addition(s) here...................

There you have it.  I have a feeling there may be a Part 3!